The Politics Of Food In America

Michael Ruhlman gets to the heart of what’s actually wrong with the American meat industry. I would much rather buy meat from a “cruel, monstrous” company like D’artagnan than a “wholesome, all-American” corporation like Tyson. The hypocrisy of people arguing against foie while obliviously gorging themselves on cheap, factory farmed supermarket meat product would be astonishing were it not so prevalent. If you hate foie but love shrink-wrapped homogenous grocery store meat product, then you’re too fucking stupid to be allowed an opinion on this matter.

If [California legislators] truly care about the humane treatment of the animals we kill for food, they would do this country a better and real service by focusing not on the hundreds of thousands of ducks raised for foie gras (in relative luxury), but rather on the billions, I repeat, billions, of chicken, hogs, and cattle that are rushed through the industrial grinder so that Americans can auto-gavage on cheap, tasteless meat and their heaping platefuls of crap at Applebees and Cheesecake Factory, Burger King and McDonalds, and all traffickers of cheap, unhealthy food.

Foie Gras Wars Back On

I'm not sure it's good for the country to have a president who would consider living in the White House to be "slumming it". #Romney
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Accidentally watched The Big Bang Theory at the gym last night. Didn't know it was possible to make a show that fucking terrible on purpose.
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Spill dry food on floor, cats play Hungry Hungry Hippos to clean it up. Think I just found something new to do when I'm bored.
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This site is basically a bingo card for political discourse in America today - http://t.co/8GfEFeLd
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Happy "Let's make copious references to marijuana to show what rebellious non-comformists who live by our own rules we are, man!" day.
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On Arizona, Creationism, and Primitive Thinking

“A lot of it has to do with debunking a lot of ignorance that our districts are trying to force upon the teachers,” Proud told The Republic in January. “There are people out there who hate the Bible and everything about it. That’s fine, but don’t deprive our children of biblical literature because of your personal feelings.”

A lot of what those of us that live in the real, tangible world are concerned about has to do with debunking a lot of ignorance that our districts are trying to force upon the teachers. There are people out there who love the Bible and everything about it. That’s fine, but don’t deprive our children of proven, scientific literature that actually has something to do with reality, because of your personal feelings.

There, fixed that for you.

Arizona Bible Course Bill To Teach Elective In Public Schools Passes Senate, Goes To Gov. Jan Brewer

Facebook Group Do’s and Don’ts For The Uninitiated and Perpetually Clueless.

Here are a few do’s and don’ts regarding creating your very own Facebook group. This may or may not be an angry rant thinly disguised as helpful advice.

DO send out invitations to all your friends, by all means! It’s free, and it puts the choice of whether or not to join your group in the hands of the invitees. Democracy in action, or something!

DON’T take advantage of Facebook’s idiotic “auto-add” feature to boost your group’s membership by adding several dozen (if not ALL) of your friends at once. Especially don’t do this if your group is dedicated to some crappy, Multi-level Marketing scheme designed to sell Saladmaster® cookware of dubious quality that you’ve signed up for.

DON’T be at all surprised when people do not appreciate you doing this, and start complaining about you spamming their inboxes with superfluous updates.

DON’T delete any posts critical of your actions! It violates the First Amendment! Just as you are free to irritate people en masse, so too are said people entitled to complain about being irritated. Also, when you delete people from the group that “like” the aforementioned critical posts, it makes you look like a spoilt, whiny fucking child.

DO learn from this experience, and the next time you decide to pull this shit on people, DON’T.

 

Bro-Choice

It’s always fun when The Daily Show does one of those segments that so perfectly skewers the ridiculous, blatant hypocrisy of political figures. How so many of the people featured in these segments go through life without realising the sheer magnitude of bullshit that comes out of their mouths will forever remain a mystery to me. I cannot fathom living with such a lack of self-awareness.

“Al Madrigal reports on location from Oklahoma, where a proposed amendment to its “personhood” bill would effectively outlaw male masturbation.”